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15.8.11

Ode to hatred of fleas ja dogs

Dear fleas:
DIE
Dear Bane:
I HATE YOU

Fleas,
we have dealt with you and your kind since the beginning of the summer. Now because we have tried everything and nothing has worked, I am possibly bringing you fuckers with me to school this Saturday. I really don't want to have to explain this to the roommate. Also, you are making my diabetic... Yes DIABETIC cat scratch at himself so much, he has sores!!! I am scared he is going to get infected. We have tried everything we can. So, now I hope you will realise oh little bugs, that when I return to school and have money in my bank account (if I open one in time) I will be purchasing the stuff needed to kill you off of my cats. Kiitos. Burn in hell oh little bugs of itch

Dogs, more specifically, Bane, the Chorkie whom my brother-in-law owns
You broke my promise bracelet that Mike got me 4 years ago. Yes it was just a $3 bracelet he bought me. But the cost does not matter. What does matter is the reason he bought it for me. You made me cry. You realise that both me and your uncle are mad at you. Madder than we ever have been at you. You think I am mean when I scold you now? Just you wait till I chase after you in your yard while your daddy sleeps or is at work this week.
You have a lot to make up Bane, you do.
Täti

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